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Singer's lyrics reveal that he is having affair with drummer's wife.
Egg goes to dazzler salon to get a dye job.
The mother of the helpmate writes the vows and makes comments virtually groom.
Couple receives a form letter of the alphabet thank you annotation.
Can cans married and tied behind a bumper wonder what happens next.
Hubby tells wife about "undo" feature on estimator, wishes life had same characteristic for if something gets broken, cheat on wife, say something stupid.
Clams accept Cleo to bachelor party at On The Halfshell with live, saucy clams, mollusk digs, chowder wrestling, Cleo worries he volition take hold of cerise tide.
Two nails continuing exterior business firm, one nails tells the other he'southward been thinking about moving, two hammers are visible moving into the house next door.
Human being phones married woman, says he'south going to exist late because he's stuck in traffic, he is literally stuck between 2 cars.
The Invisible Man at Comedy Night makes a joke, saying "That was no laundry, that was my wife," implying invisible wife got done.
Human and woman continuing with priest virtually to exist married, adult female tells priest to give them "the usual," implying she'south been married many times.
Albert'south wife uses negative reinforcement to help him diet, Albert's laying on flooring in front end of fridge, scary face and fist popped out at him.
Man tells friend, "It's non easy being married to a proofreader," and she is correcting words in his cartoon bubble.
Three Tupperware containers sit on furniture while wives are out, and they are all making their lids burp with food and cans scattered everywhere.
Wife, about to get in bathroom, sarcastically tells husband he's romantic considering instead of buying anniversary gift, he sculpted the drain hair into a heart.
Humpty Dumpty's wife has remarried another egg, and they accept 12 kids, which are eggs in a carton.
Turtle stuck on back after falling off ladder agrees to take wife to dinner and motion picture and purchase roses if she will turn him over.
Adult female living with tooth fairy, surrounded past teeth, says it was fascinating starting time, but he doesn't clean up, he's out all nighttime and dresses funny.
Husband orangish tells gauge he wants divorce because he wanted kids and wife never told him she was seedless.
Husband apologizes to wife for coming dwelling house belatedly, says he striking every red light on the way, motorcar has several traffic signals stuck to front.
Married woman gives husband present, hopes he likes it because she had help picking it out, gift is a dead mouse, true cat is at wife's feet.
Male skelton tells female, Agatha, he suspected adulterous, simply didn't look to find so many skeletons in her closet, there are real skeletons in closet.
Ane soft cover book wonders if his wife only comes to the beach to look at the hard covers.
Stick of gum talking on phone tells friend she hasn't seen Ray all night, and he'southward probably stuck nether some bar stool.
Husband faxes wife dirty diaper and asks for clean one in render because he doesn't know how to alter the baby's diaper.
I fowl says since Gregory was cremated, he feels similar he is with him - and in that location is a can of foam of chicken on the mantel.
Wife tells husband, Albert, that expandability is a good characteristic for computers, not husbands, just as he has his mouth open up extremely wide to consume an entire piece of block.
Famous last words from Charles Darwin, Thomas Edison, Leonardo Da Vinci, and Albert Bugleweed, whose last words were "Dearest, how's your nutrition going'".
Bubbles the fish is upset with wife because she ordered stuff from dwelling shopping network, making him realize what it means to marry a suckerfish.
2 envelopes are talking about how Betty'due south husband got sent away.
One fly tells another, Madeline, as she flies abroad in a huff, that when he says she looks like crap, it'south a compliment.
Wife gives husband birthday gift of paring puller, affect-upward paint, and motorcar trunk gift certificate, he asks if in that location's something she needs to tell him.
Dinosaur wife tells husband that if he eats the baked bean manufactory, he is sleeping on the couch.
Homo on one human knee proposing to girlfriend opens ring box to reveal a ringworm - a band with a worm coming out of it.
Wife asks husband why he ordered the biggest burger if he'due south non very hungry, and menu offers baby, girly, wimp, wussy, and humongous burgers.
Girl tells Mom she is making a ballerina costume for Halloween out of an sometime, white dress (Wedding Gown) she institute in back of Mom's closet.
A man and woman walk lone, holding hands, and the adult female believes the man is thinking nearly romance when he's actually thinking virtually The Simpsons.
Two dinosaurs sit downwardly for a meal of couch potatoes on their plates, which happen to be actual people laying on couches.
Prison inmate tells visitor to bake him a cake with a file in it, not for escaping, but for filing his ragged nails.
Zoo worker tells woman her hubby was eaten past alligators, and she reacts with shock, only pleased considering she volition look good dressed in blackness.
Human in shower wonders near the concluding fourth dimension the water was tested for atomic number 82 because he has several pencils stuck in his face.
2 mice commutation Christmas gifts, which are both mousetraps for pest removal, and the husband encourages his wife to open her gift outset.
An oyster gets her kids to irritate her husband so he'll make pearls.
A snowman's head rolls down a hill, increasing in size.
A shark wears blood-scented cologne.
Adam gives Eve a gift of a tiny leafage.
A adult female hides the Keebler Elves she was cheating on her hubby with under the bed.
A monkey watches The Wizard of Oz and thinks he can fly.
A true cat hacks a furball into his date'due south soup.
Godzilla's wife nags him for eating too much starch when he eats a laundromat.
A man dies because he throws out one-half his wife'due south clothes.
A duck cheats on her husband in the bath, so she tells her lover to pretend to be a safety duck.
A caterpillar'southward engagement goes upstairs to change and takes forever because she'south turning into a butterfly.
Benjamin Franklin's wife gets mad at him for stranding them out in the rain.
Adam and Eve put off existence fruitful and multiplying for their careers.
A lion sings "The Panthera leo Sleeps Tonight" in his sleep.
A man feels insecure at the embankment, but his wife says she prefers his washing-machine sized tum to toned men'due south washboard stomachs.
A woman calls her hubby Hon, as in Atila the Hon.
A woman wants her boyfriend to become a tattoo of her name, but he'd rather she wrote her proper noun in sunscreen and he get a sunburn.
Godzilla brings toll houses for his kid to swallow.
A snail is jealous beacause her married man is hanging out with a turtle.
Old Faithful's wife smells someone else'due south perfume on him.
A slice of macaroni is worried his friend has been striking the sauce.
The cartoon lists TV spinoffs that never caught on.
Godzilla wonders if his wife is pregnant when she eats a pickle factory and an ice cream manufactory.
A statue tells her boyfriend that he used to put her on a pedestal.
A jar of peanut butter's husband was smooth when she married him, but at present he'southward chunky.
A doughboy goes to couples therapy because he wants to be kneaded.
A dog leaves her husband and tells her she faked every fourth dimension she wagged her tail.
A sus scrofa teases her husband well-nigh his fat breadbasket.
A computer needs to expand his retentivity to be compatible with his wife.
A turkey disguises itself as a cat to avoid beingness killed for Thanksgiving.
A dog puts a painting of people playing poker upwardly on the wall.
A lizard receiving an honour for a nature motion-picture show thanks his parents for not eating him when he was born.
A fish's wife'southward doctor announces his kid is a boy'and a girl'and a boy'and a daughter'et cetera.
Bears eating Santa apply Santa's Helper.
A baby gets bugs in its pilus every bit the stork delivers it.
A rhino'due south wife won't permit him in the house with Winnie the Pooh on his foot.
A razor'southward wife is annoyed by his pivoting caput.
A squid helpmate tells her husband-to-be that it's too tardily to be getting cold tentacles.
Superman'due south married woman asks him to turn dorsum time so she tin watch her show.
A woman packs her cats, husband, and dog in cardboard boxes when she moves.
A poodle shaves parts of her owner's hair in the night.
The town's sealer of weights and measures gets in trouble for revealing his married woman's measurements.
A adult female and her fiance disagree virtually how they think or say the same thing.
A tapeworm moves out of one stomach and then he can live life in Ernest.
A snake sheds his pare before he can grow a new one and becomes a pool.
Muffins have to make clean their house upward because popovers are popping over.
A stork has problem proposing because his knees bend the wrong fashion.
Birds are scandalized considering the jaybirds are naked.
A canis familiaris tells his wife that if she has to poop on paper, she should avert the sports section for him.
The Pillsbury Dough Boy comes home late and his wife is waiting for him with a rolling pivot.
Peter Pepper's married woman threatens to leave him unless he picks something less spicy.
A praying mantis complains that his girlfriend only ate him halfway.
A sponge complains that she's retaining h2o.
A new mom warns her married man that their daughter might have a nowadays for him in her diaper.
Bride straps smurf to wedding clothes as her something blue.
A shark tells her married man she'south going window shopping to look at glass-lesser boats.
A lumberjack gives trees a stressful examination to pressure level-treat them.