Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home Chords
9 Chords used in the song: C, F, G, D, A, E, B, F#, C#
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C
I came crawling home last night
F
like many nights before
I finally made it to my feet
as she opened up the door
G
and she said, "You're not gonna do this anymore."
She said, "I'm going to hire a wino
to decorate our home,
so you'll feel more at ease here,
and you won't need to roam.
We'll take out the dining room table
we'll put a bar along that wall,
and a neon sign will point the way
to our bathroom down the hall"
She said, "Just bring those Friday paychecks
and I'll cash them all right here.
And I'll keep on tab for all your friends
their favorite kind of beer.
And for you I'll always keep in stock
those soft aluminum cans,
and when you're feeling macho
you can crush'em, like a man."
She said, "We'll rip out all the carpet,
and put sawdust on the floor.
Serve hard-boiled eggs and pretzels,
and I won't cook no more.
There'll be Monday night football
on TV above the bar,
and a payphone in the hallway
when your friends can't find their car."
D
She said, "I'm gonna hire a wino,
to decorate our home.
So you'll feel more at ease here
A
and you won't need to roam.
We'll take out the dining room table
and put a bar along that wall,
and a neon sign will point the way
to our bathroom down the hall"
She said, "You'll get friendly service,
and varieted atmosphere.
I'll slip on something sexy,
and I'll cut it clear to here.
Then you can slap my bottom,
everytime you tell a joke,
just as long as you keep tippin'
we'll I'll laugh until you're broke."
She said, "Instead of a family quarrel,
we'll have a barroom brawl.
When the ham's bear says its closing time,
you won't have far to crawl.
And when you run out of money,
you'll have me to thank.
You can sleep it off the next morning
while I'm putting it in the bank."
E
She said, "I'm gonna hire a wino,
to decorate our home.
So you'll feel more at ease here,
B
and you won't need to roam.
then when you and your friends get off of work
and you have a powerful thirst,
well, there won't be any reason why you
can't stop off here first."
F#
She said, "I'm gonna hire a wino,
to decorate our home.
So you'll feel more at ease here
C#
and you won't need to roam.
We'll take out the dining room table
and put a bar along that wall,
and a neon sign will point the way
to our bathroom down the hall"
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